1) You can’t stay in the bathroom for longer than three minutes.
2) You criticise every advertisement displaying DJ equipment because it’s not set up correctly.
3) You can watch this whole video and see nothing other than a faithful representation to one of your shows:
4) You can’t listen to songs without remixing them in your head and wondering what they would go well with
5) You’ve perfected the art of turning down requests
6) When you’re outside with your headphones in, you get irritated by people not walking in time to the beat.
7) You “air-mix”
8) Your wife/girlfriend/partner knows when you get your mix wrong as well as you do
9) All the force in the world can’t hold you back from saying “I have this song on vinyl!”
10) You read this article (while wearing sunglasses) and agreed with everything here.